Someone Once Said…

Yes, so this guy comes up to me and said, "Would you like to go out with me?"

Of course I was daymned confused and I asked him, "Why?"

He turned to face me and he was surprised, "Sorry, I was talking into my phone."

One thing about technology that I hate is the fact that you can’t see them anymore…

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A guy came up beside me and suddenly he said, "Would you like to go out with me?"

Being suspicious and cautious (because of what had happened previously), I looked at him and he was looking at me. Surprised, I said, "Me?"

He nods and said, "Yes, would you like to go out with me?"

I ask him, "Why?"

He answered, "Because you seem to be a nice guy."

Shite… So I say, "Sorry… I’m not a guy." Stupid hat…

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